Archive for September, 2009

Butts

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

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Run out of internet juice

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Well my plan of having more videos on my site has run into a bit of a snag. The company I was paying to host videos BitsOnTheRun has run out of the bandwidth I bought after only two days. On one hand this is awesome because it means I have plenty of loyal people visiting my site even after my two month hiatus. It’s bad because I want to be able to offer all you good people videos to watch and comment on in the interest of cometary and public discussion. But since free speech is not exactly free then we need to come up with a solution. There are a few possible solutions the fist would be if anyone knows of a free video streaming service that accepts porn from third party sources for discussion. Most either require no porn or 100% ownership of content.

TheĀ  other options which might be a more sustainable option would be to either place ads on the blog, have more articles that incorporate affiliate links back to paid sites such as the Spankenstein review. Another option would be to do more advertising of my spanking videos on SpankChannel.com which in many was was always my hoped to use this blog as a method of advertising my videos and having an open discussion at the same time. This blog as 2,000+ unique visitors every day. If 5% of you buy a video every month from me or a video from someone else that I have an affiliate relationship with then that is enough to sustain this blog.

And now with that I open this up for discussion to everyone. Please comment on this post if you want to make your opinion public or email me at me@myspankingblog.com if you want to keep your comments private. You can keep your opinions simple or be more descriptive, I really don’t care and you wont hurt my feelings. In fact everyone who sends me feedback I will send you a free spanking video as a way of saying thank you for taking the time to let me know what you think.

Review of Spankenstein

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Hello from the back row, where I just finished watching Spankenstein, a flick loosely based on the classic horror pic, and when I say “loosely,” I mean it resembled the original about as much as Mt Rushmore looking like the ocean.

The story involves a deranged scientist and his cute-assed assistant creating creatures from other people’s spare body parts, a process that wasn’t actually shown, thankfully. It does feature a man with hands the size of Rhode Island and bad acne in the starring role. Spankenstein appears to be programed to do one thing, (two things, if you count grunting). His paws really put the hurt on a cutie with tits as real as Spanky’s hands, but hell, her bottom was adorable, so that’s what counts. Her lines must have been easy to learn: the same ten words said over and over.

Spanky has his way with girl #1, then the movie switches to a labratory where the creator of the monster and his lovely assistant, Girl #2, catch a trespasser and give her tushie a solid what-for with hands and a leather paddle. It was all good-natured ass slapping, kind of like watching Sesame Street after the characters had some beers. The good doctor had the best job of all, directing two fine cuties whose legs made asses out themselves. No thongs stood in the way of any actress here, but I couldn’t help but want there to be something a little more, how do I say this, lively, about how the swats were delivered.

In the end, a Maytag repairman answers the 911 call and hacks off one of the hands of the monster, then goes above and beyond the call of duty in getting his facts straight, actually reenacting the spanking the monster, the doctor, the director, the stage hands, and the ticket taker all delivered on the girls. I took the trouble to actually count the number of swats delivered, and counted 15, 877 open hand smacks, 739 leather paddle blows, well over a million “stops” and at least that many “ows” in this movie. There was one severed hand, 8 blistered cheeks, (divide by 2 to get the number of butts) one destroyed dress and 3 misplaced thongs. A total of 12 tissues were used by the reviewer and almost that many ounces of lubricant.

J. D. gives this movie a “two cheeks up” rating.

Spankenstein
Reviewed by: J. D. Fister

Watch the movie here: http://www.hotmovies.com/video/16580/Spankenstein/?vod=227423
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I’M BACK BABY!!!!

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

And who says we Americans don’t know how to take a holiday. I have been away for two months of traveling and shooting some amazing girls over my knee for firm spankings. It’s been a real blast and I have some awesome videos that I will be sharing on here but I wanted to catch up by sharing some of the photos and videos that I have grabbed off the web since I have been away. I don’t want to get too much into commentary so with that please enjoy.

First Photos:

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Now for some videos, mostly grabs from YouTube.